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nah, I’d win
I fixed you’re post 😤
The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
Die
Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)
I think it’s pretty obvious in the picture.
I’m biting a dude’s neck.
I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
Dying – with style.
Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn’t know that was my distraction skeleton.
Reaching up and petting that kitty… Also thanking them for doing what I’m too afraid to do.
Jazz hands.
First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
He was going to start at your asshole anyway.
Wouldn’t be the first time…
Can I shower first?
Submitting to my cat daddy
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Everything is porn if you’re horny enough
Not to quote myself but...
Damn, that quote is hot
Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦♂️
Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.
Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.
Pet the kitty.
It already get my in this situation, maybe it gets my out of it to.
