bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agoRegular Atlassian interactionsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down11
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minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 months agoI don’t care how complicated the system is: I’d probably get fired if this was one of my solutions
minus-squareBeigeAgenda@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 months agoThey print out the change request and send it to the basement using the pneumatic tubes, then it is put on the spike:
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months ago All the spikes are then collected during the Tanabata festival and attached to a fake tree for higher beings to then decide whether or not your wishes are to come true Official Atla/s/sian documentation
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoIt’s odd how they specify “business days”. This means that there’s a human involved somehow.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoPlot twist Jeff just turns off the production servers before leaving every Friday night.
I don’t care how complicated the system is: I’d probably get fired if this was one of my solutions
They print out the change request and send it to the basement using the pneumatic tubes, then it is put on the spike:
It’s odd how they specify “business days”. This means that there’s a human involved somehow.
Plot twist Jeff just turns off the production servers before leaving every Friday night.