This is one headline that was written as a metaphor, but may not be once global warming kicks in

Yes that’s what happens when you lay everyone off. Don’t worry they will start giving the corrupt billionaires, corporations and dirty politicians blank checks soon while families lose everything and end up homeless. Don’t worry though they just made homelessness illegal so that’s fixed and the shareholders are going to make a killing. All good news I’m sure it will trickle down this time