Who even gives a shit about body count? As long as things are STD-free, it’s all good
I believe it is the lying that little dude is concerned about…
Case in point: she might also be lying about those STDs that she “totally” checked for (like AIDS) and “definitely” does not have, wink.:-P
Yeah, but why did she feel like she can’t tell him the true number?
Because they aren’t real people and it is a comic.
No, because there are actual people who judge a woman if she likes sex.
Liking sex and being a hoe are two different things. Man or woman.
I also prefer people who already know what they’re doing.
I’m definitely not interested in someone who refers to their sexual partners as their body count.
I first read this as her murder victem count lol.
Apparently slut shaming is still a thing in the current year of our Lord.
Not certain it’s slut shaming so much as addressing lying. She told him 3 guys, when the mountain of stolen sweaters, and her profuse sweating implies it was more than three. I don’t care about body count and I’m uncertain if the author does, but this joke is still funny if you don’t care about body count.
Oh, you think I only steal hoodies from people I boned. Joke’s on you, no hoodie is safe in my presence.
People give me their garbage hoodies. I take hoodies that are destined for the thrift store. They ask go on the back of my desk chair. I can’t lean back too far out the weight of them will topple me backwards. Yes I’m happy living this kind of hoodie goblin existence.
What you’ve committed is a class A felony, hoodie theft sans boning. Straight to jail.
If there was boning, the hoodie becomes a party favor that’s handed out to guests to commemorate the event.
The explanation is simple: shoplifting
