No shit, Sherlock
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
Finally, my time to shine.
I dont like this game
I’m just confused
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I like my odds
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
I planned for this exact scenario
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
It’s great.
It’s the choice of a new generation.