Fuck yeah mam. As someone who has zero formal education but also zero fear of learning to do something that needs to be done/fixed/upgraded I applaud you. There are too many people like the comment you respond to that have what I call the shitty better than you can understand attitude. I see it asking what abbreviations mean and get this type of response all the time “if you don’t know what ACKSNTJENSNFBF means than youre in over your head and should just quit now” 👍🏿 cool except 45 mins of googling later and I understand what it meant and that it took that person longer to write the condescending response than it would’ve took to explain it. So good on you for giving a fuck to help educate regardless of audience experience.

Lol the internet revolution was adapted to the name tech bubble after it burst.

Na it’s always a case of dick too big

Here are my best guesses from living life:

From house to local stores: City-Couple blocks Suburbs-3 to 10 mins Rural-10 to 45 mins

Metropolitan centers are surrounded by Suburbs which is surrounded by rural. That’s sort of stat quo. The distance between Metropolitan centers (not including the retarded NYC and LA type areas) is usually a minimum 1hr from closest centers but in most states they’re like 3 hrs apart.

Time it takes to go up or down the east coast is 12 to 17 hrs for most that’s not the time to get from northern most tip of main to southern most tip of Florida cuz who the fuck actually does that.

Traveling an hour to do something special is common but traveling an hr for something common or necessity is designated for the extreme mountain ranges like Adirondack, Appalachian, Rocky? (Idk never been just assuming) type of areas.

Anything taking longer than an hr is getting into road trip status and anything over 3 hr is find somewhere to stay and come home tomorrow status. There are exceptions bit depending on how long event is you are adding 6hr round trip time to it.

Caveats:

Rush hour is dependent on area. For example in Buffalo a 45 min trip no traffic is taking you around 50min-1hr in rush hour. Whereas in Frederick, MD (D.C. suburb) a 15 min drive no traffic was taking at leasy 1hr in rush hour. All the same it’s every single weekday from 6am to 9am and 3pm to 6pm in every Metropolitan area.

State to neighboring state trips are usually 3 to 6 hr. Usual work commute for everyone not commuting to a city (do honestly most of the US) 5 to 30 mins.

Why would you make up your own metric? 1 stick and 1/2 stick are literal measurements.

Lol I cracked up when it happened. The fuckin title had me expecting hiroshima/nagasaki 2.0 then it just flops down like a toddler learning to go from standing position to sitting on floor position😂

I’m thinking op isn’t the brightest tool on the short bus. Walmart has a far better market place/e-commerce platform than shitass Amazon. Same delivery windows of 1-3 says. Can order groceries that aren’t fuckin wierd marketplace seller with a garage packed with dented pallets of Nutella, wild rice and 5hr energy drinks lol. The groceries actually come from the store or the next nearest one. They basically already had the warehouse infrastructure. The dumped billions with a fuckin B last year just on developing and expanding on drone deliveries. Plus when your order gets fucked up from Walmart… YOU TALK TO A FUCKIN PERSON WHO ISNT HALF WAY ACCROSS THE PLANET WITH 3 PRELOADED REPLIES TO FIX EVERY PROBLEM. Fuuuuuuuuuck Amazon customer service. But also unless op was looking for the holy grail of printers I will bet my annual salary that Walmart’s online store had the exact printer they were looking for or one that is an exact copy but another brand. So dramatic to write this whole post up for such a dumb reason lol.

Edit: Also no person or brand selling on Amazon is exclusively selling on Amazon. If the printer wasn’t available anywhere it’s prolly a discontinued model or a fuck up by the mfg. Such a dumb post.

Lol the actual transcript and real video is so much worse. It’s why your link doesn’t just provide the link to the speech itself if it’s trying to prove the TikTok is edited. It’s 2024, noone is going to write an article if they can just post a 30 second clip to go viral exposing the tiktokers bullshit… unless… the clip and transcript is worse than the TikTok lol. Downvote me all ya want. He isn’t running so I’m not shilling against Biden or going out of my way to shit talk him as a president. With that being said, I hope it’s understood I’m just calling a spade as I see it and all I see is another bumbling old fuck too old to run to the store by himself let alone be running the world’s only legitimate superpower nation, by definition (air quotes).

It still makes me wonder how the fuck this even went viral again? Obviously because the maga idiots made the deliberate attack but why go with this? He’s too old to be pres but he’s already turned down the second term and the clip is from one of his biggest progressive victories over the Republicans. On top of all that, there are also soooooo many better moments they could’ve used. Like when he fuckin said that even poor kids can be as smart as the white kids too! I mean fuck that one is hard to argue isn’t a big deal. The TikTok at worst just feels like a call back to everyone’s favorite war criminal George W.

Eitherway I say fuckem all. I’ll vote Harris but only to keep out the fuckin clown. Didn’t mean to blow up your shit, I just got so annoyed that I read the whole article, watched like 20 mins of the speech (which is a good one all tongue slips aside), pulled up the transcript because I thought maybe it was so edited I couldn’t even notice it watching the real speech. Searched the transcript after realizing it was just a super long address. It takes me to the part in the transcript from the TikTok. Read it. Thought wft it reads exactly how the ticktock clip played. Go back to the speech because I think I’m missing something. Fast forward and find ticktock segment of the speech and sure as fuckin shit not only does it happen just as the clip showed. The fuckin TikTok even spares everyone who didn’t watch the speech live from the full unintelligible 5-10mins leading up to and following his mini-stroke. /s (added the satire denotation cuz the stutter really wasn’t that fuckin bad.)

With that I leave you with the quote in all it’s glory with link to to the White House website the transcript was pulled from. As well as a link at the end for anyone who wants to watch the rest of the speech. It really is worth the watch for everything outside of the only fucking part of the day that went fuckin viral. Enjoy:

"We’re going to miss Justice Breyer. He’s a patriot, an extraordinary public service [servant], and a great justice of the Supreme Court.

And, folks — (applause) — let me close with what I’ve long said: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. I was in the foothi- — foot- — excuse me, in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him. (Inaudible) traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President at the time. I don’t know that for a fact.

And we were sitting alone. I had an interpreter and he had an interpreter. And he looked at me. In all seriousness, he said, “Can you define America for me?” And I said what many of you heard me say for a long time. I said, “Yes, I can, in one word: possibilities.” (Applause.) “Possibilities.” That, in America, everyone should be able to go as far as their hard work and God-given talent will take them. And possibilities. We’re the only ones. That’s why we’re viewed as the “ugly Americans”: We think anything is possible. (Laughter.)"

Link to transcript from the White ahous3 website.

Link to the full speech and service announcing Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation by the senate to the SCOTUS

Again, sorry for sounding so abrasive. Im just pissed that you in your defending the article that the TikTok was edited but mostly at the author of the article for providing nothing but literally just cherry picking 2 quotes from the last 3 paragraphs of nonsense that surrounded the tongue slip. Just felt like I was doing your guys’ because the author cherry picked to write the article leading you to cherry pick the article to leave out the whole Himalayas tangent took up 10 mins of the speech between the tongue slip and the word “possibilities.” And I still dont get why the fuck he said that’s why h3 said that’s why we’re called the ugly americans???

I know everyone that follows this link is guna be like:

“wtf, who posts an entire hour long comedy special in a thread about being uninformed about faming? You couldn’t time stamp the relevant joke?!?!”

To which I will reply:

“I did time stamp the relevant part of the special. Jokes on you cuz it’s a whole fucking hour long joke about not knowing anything about farming!”

Its so funny by itself but its better when you know it was all done in front of an audience chalk full of local farmers. I found it getting ready for a road trip with my 3 y/o niece in the car and was shocked at how laugh out loud funny it was while also being completely G rated. Dude doesn’t even say the Simpson’s swear words: shit, damn or crap.

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Aside from it recognizing its own reflection, don’t tons of animals square off before fighting? White tailed deer are dumb as fuck but two bucks will dance around before sparing to size up the opponent I’ve had cichlids that do the same kind of shit when they’re territorial. Sizing up the other fish before fighting for the best chill spot in the tank.

Was he saying that talking mad shit was specifically compelling to black people?

Talking shit is the universal language of any black American communities. Source: lived and worked downtown with all black restaurant staff. Also signed up late for college one year and was placed in the athletic housing building which put me in the rooms with the entire basketball team. 2 semesters of me, a 5’7" white dude with 10-15 6’5" black dudes. It was a fucking scene to behold. We could’ve been our own fuckin comedy sitcom the amount of shit talk that was had lol. The college experience is what gives me reason to say it’s universal because the players I lived with were from fuckin everywhere. NYC, St. L, Maryland, GA (NY school so didn’t have any players from out west). It’s a special feeling being a shorter white dude and stuffing a 6 foot black dude driving the net in 2K with the whole dorm room watching hahah I reached God status for like 30 seconds while all his teammates roasted him🤣

Actual poll results: 49% of Russians are insane enough to respond to this poll lol

Lol I am currently working at a job that is my fill the gap job. I left because I didn’t like the direction they were going so I left and took a job as a laborer for a contractor. When I find the right fit I’ll move on from this job.

Lol why would anyone fuckin hire someone that bitches about the basics of finding, applying and following up on new job interviews.

“I feel for those who have to do this without stable income or a family that offers them a place to stay…”

It’s common sense to most non-pampered people who don’t expect people to wait on every one of their super bitchy complaints to just take a job beneath their qualification as a bridge the gap income while putting in the work to find their right employer to build their career with.

What a wierd fucking reason to not currently punish weed consumption and then to use such an antiquated reason to criminalize it. The whole article read like something out of 1920’s-1950’s America. So dumb.

In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don’t know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

Like dodging charges for assaulting his girlfriend in college? Or how about when he beat his kid and told his wife, “Bitch, you should be too” after she said to him, “your son is terrified of you” the proceeded to threaten his wife to lie to the authorities so the charges would be dropped.

He acted like the fucking scum bag he is to the cops and he fuckin got what he deserved. Mother fucker has been dodging charges that any non-athletic white person would never get away with. This piece of shit deserves to get hog tied and strung up like s pinata for his son to break open.

“New phone. Who dis?”

Lol someone to buy the metal detector.

There’s so many grammatical definitions for both words I feel like there is a logical combination that makes it not redundant. With that being said they do both have I wanna say the same transitional verb definitions but both might be post-derivstive of “shut down.”