I did, but undercover. It was hilarious!

A lot changed in my life after graduation, including my first name and my surname (the latter due to marriage, the first thanks to deed poll, I always disliked the name my parents gave me…).

A few dear old friends from school knew about me living abroad, about all the other changes going on in my life and since all of us were the weird folks back then, we decided to prank everyone else big time.

So, I went there as a friend of one attending. Fricking no one recognised me. Not a soul. But they kept asking why person x was the only one no one found contact details of online, or any other way of contact. The person they knew just disappeared into thin air after graduation.

A big mystery no one could figure out who wasn’t in on the ruse. Some great theories we’ve overheard that evening included, but were not limited to:

A) dead

B) in prison

C) became a hermit

I stood right next to those people I went to school with for over 10 years, some I knew even longer.

It was a fun challenge for me keeping a straight face for the entire evening while drinks were also involved. Not one person could figure out they knew me in the first place. :D

I am from Europe, I live in Europe, but I still hate it. 🤷‍♀️

Her rescue transport had to make an unplanned pit stop at the Bringloidi colony.

The dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Even with the blinds down and wearing a sleep mask from May until late August, I keep waking up at 5 fecking o’clock thanks to the bloody bastard sun beams or just early dawn in general. It also takes me ages to fall asleep thanks to late dusk and the bloody heat. Fuck you, summertime!

Hatte das gleiche Problem und bin auf Ratschläge gespannt.

Spock, be one with the horse.

Our dog is from Chile, so the main language she understands is Spanish. She understands some English and German words too. She stayed at my place during the recent heatwave and I basically stood next to her bowls multiple times during the day, pointing at her water bowl, repeating ‘agua’ until she took the hint and drank some water. :D

For the last time, let’s play baseball! ^^

It’s just pure rage in your mouth 😄

Da bekommen ehemalige Sozen und CxU gerade wohl kalte Füße nach den letzten Umfragewerten aus Berlin nach denen sie wohl von den Linken mit Rauchwolken aus dem Auspuff abgehängt werden. Lustig, dass die ehemaligen Sozen das Gesetz damals möglich machten, aber andererseits passend, dass sie vor langer Zeit eine oppertunistische Verräterpartei geworden sind und nun eine Rolle rückwärts machen… 🤷‍♀️

Me who got a stompy bottle of ‘Da bomb beyond insanity’ hot sauce for her birthday last year. 😅

Being a big fan of RATM, I salute to you and your top notch shitpost! 🫡

I used to live in Ireland for many, many years, but I’m mostly German.

I always have to laugh about German stereotypes in tv shows or movies, though. Two that immediately come to mind are Family Guy’s Road to Europe and Road to Germany. I enjoy that sort of humour, and I can take a lot of jokes regarding my heritage.

But yes, that TNG episode was just daft and racist.

My best friend (from Cork, Ireland) hates that episode with a passion.

Aus dem Amt jagen wäre mir irgendwie lieber… Aber ich würde mich auch mit Kaltstellung bis zu den nächsten Wahlen begnügen damit die nicht noch mehr Scheiße bauen können…

https://taz.de/Koalitionsausschuss-legt-Ergebnisse-vor/!6192803/

https://taz.de/Reformpaket-der-Regierungskoalition/!6192978/

Falls du heute so richtig schlechte Laune haben möchtest…