Someone tell me why I’m supposed to be afraid of these cute little sonsabitches!

Just not being a republican is a big step in the right direction!

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Standin’ on the corner

Of Toulouse and Dauphine

Waitin’ on Marie-Ondine

I’m tryin’ to place a tune

Under a Louisiana moonbeam

On the planet of New Orleans…

How the fuck do you make people stupid enough to keep voting republican? It boggles my mind!

M orons

A re

G utting

A merica!

They just make me führerious!

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

You mean Right trash!

Looks like a professional do-nothinger!

Fuck these fucking fuckers to the highest of Fuckativity!

M y

A ss

G ot

A rrested!

How are us ugly people supposed to respond to this!

The front fell off!

Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

     ~Mitch Hedburg~

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!