Sometimes the way the seams are sewn makes them more comfortable to have on the “right way around” so the sock material is a buffer between the seam and your foot. May not apply to all socks.

So tuxedos and ball gowns are required now?

ETA: The more I think about this, I’m down with having a sex tiara.

Thank you for genuinely making me laugh today. Through my tears, but it still counts.

I don’t need a timer though.

I have brief mode on, she doesn’t give a shit. I need “say the absolute minimum number of words” mode.

Now they can hear me scream “shut the fuck up Alexa!!!” every time she says “…by the way…” when I just want to know what time it is.

That works too. Feudal lords are the new slumlords, but also the OG slumlords.

I know you (probably) meant landlord, but your typo cracked me up. I shall now go pray to my elevator gods for continued ascension.

Good to know, I’ll hang in there and keep watching then. Thanks!

And so enshitification marches on. (Not referring to MultiViewer!)

Very cool. I came at it from a completely uninformed perspective. I’m not sure that I’m into the storyline much, but I’m really digging the visuals.

…and now I have Careless Whispers stuck in my head. You’re welcome.

Memory fades and changes, but even so, enjoying the feelings and reminiscing are more meaningful than any photo. I hate this meme though (I know you’re not OP - just venting) because I’m a woman who never takes photos and just enjoys the moment. There are lots of us. It really doesn’t have to be gendered.

Welcome to the Lemmy BDSM convention!

There are days when I absolutely celebrate having taken a shower. It’s important to meet yourself where you’re at each day.

Shades of Segway. One can dream.

We write our haikus

To angrily censure you

Tell me, did that work?

But wait, isn’t this some sort of official government communication channel now? Sure there must be uptime agreements and penalties for such a thing, right? Right?!?

Leeches are still used in some surgeries.

Then he shouldn’t have made egg (and grocery) prices immediately going down a central theme of his campaign.