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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • I’ll give it a go…
    Donald Paedo.

    Shit, I’ll give it another go…
    Donald Child Rapist.
    Oh, FFS.

    Ok, here goes a few quick fire attempts…
    Donvict Drumpf…
    Obese orange buffoon.
    The tangerine toddler.
    The ‘Phantom’ PantsShitter
    Painted geriatric imbecile.
    Dementia riddled wannabe dictator.
    Jeffrey Epstein’s best mate
    E Jean Carroll’s rapist.
    President Daughter fucker.
    Mr Failed reality TV star.
    Worlds most bankrupt president.
    Twice elected unregistered sex offender.
    Putin’s stooge.
    Mushy brained narcissistic 'man’baby.
    That disgusting treasonous kiddie fiddler…

    Sorry, I can’t spell it either.


  • TOE RIFF. That’s a toe riff.
    If you vote for Sauron he’ll provide you with a bard that can play the mandolin with their toes.
    Which will attract more customers.

    Also he’ll drive out your competing store keepers to further lift your profits.
    Sauron promises to only hurt people you want to be hurt.

    A vote for Sauron is a vote for prosperity.
    MMGA
    Make Mordor Great Again.