

Went from Chairman Xi to Chairman Trump 😭
How I’m Feeling rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-Om7UMSJc
(He/Him/佢/他)
Country of Origin: People’s Republic of China
原生国:中华人民共和国
Current Country of Nationality: United States of America 🇺🇸🏳️🌈
现国籍:美利坚合众国
Native Speaker of:
母语:
粵語/廣東話 Cantonese
国语/普通话 Mandarin
台山話 Taishanese
(I probably speak more languages than you do xD)
alts: @WongKaKui@piefed.social
消滅中共,建新中華!
Down with the CCP Regime!


Went from Chairman Xi to Chairman Trump 😭


Democracy feels like a game of:
“How long can we postpone the passing of the ‘Let’s make this country a dictatorship Act’”


that’s how you end up in a labor camp making military drones instead


Wait that’s an option? 👀
Hmm I guess I’ll just die. 🤷♂️
Maybe I’ll find my faith into Buddhism or something lmao. (cuz buddists can’t do violence so you have religious exemption)
Oh yea btw, my mom called me weak and cowardly and unmannly and once told me “You should join the military so you can become more ‘Manly’ and ‘brave’”
I was like “Sureee mom, so when WW3 breaks out and they deploy me to Taiwan, I get to shoot at China’s PLA soldiers…” (context: my family is from China) then mom got mad at me and told me that I’m so weak no military would ever accept me anyways… lmfao.
So if I get drafted and die in war… maybe my mom will finally be happy that her son “died a man” or whateverz…


I see one specific example:
When you are an average boring cishet white male, you act edgy as hell, do drugs, tresspass, etc… to be “unique”
When you are an immigrant, you are peer-pressured into assimulating or you get “othered”


China’s Constitution
China’s Constitution also said free speech but why do you need a VPN to access most western sites? Meanwhile I can browse Baidu BaiKe (Baidu’s Wikipedia) and Tencent News from the US without needing a VPN?
(And yes I do realize the US’s government is also corrupt, but at least we don’t have that firewall thing… (for now at least))
Since you are so Pro-CCP, why do you violate their policies/laws and bypass the firewall? What’s your opinion on the PRC’s firewall and censorship?
🤔


Kids make fun of me when I go see cartoons
ULPT: That’s when you guilt-trip them:
“This was the last thing I watched together with my 8 year old son/daughter before he/she died from cancer” starts crying (it doesn’t have to be true, just dramatic enough to shut them the hell up and to make them mind their own bussiness)


Damn I actually didn’t think about this a lot…
When I was a kid, my favorite color was green and my favorite animal… I remember it being turtles
Cuz they can just hide from all dangers… they always have a “home”… where they are safe…
Being an immigrant and growing up in an emotionally unstable household… I never felt like I had a “home”
Like… neither in context of country… or in the context of my “home” vs school vs someplace to go to… like the library or a friend’s house…
Like… when it’s time for school… I’m like ah fuck, this again (cuz of bullies and authoritarian teachers and classwork shit…)
Then when it’s time to go home… I’m like: oh no, yesterday we have a whole argument at home and stuff were thrown around and a few bowls and plates were broken, I kinda feel scared
And I don’t have any close frienda where I could just go to their place and chill out…
And the outside world felt scary to me to I didn’t have like a runaway “base” in the woods or something…
So I kinda liked turtles lol…
Just retreat to inside the shell when there is conflict…
🫠
For some time I also liked monkeys because Curious George… (also mandela effect time: but pretty sure it had a tail didn’t it?)
At one point, it was sheeps/goats… because 喜洋洋与灰太郎 (it’s a Chinese Cartoon I remember watching as a kid)
Some other animals I liked at some point:
I liked Owls because it was the first nocturnal animal I learned of…
Pandas because I’m from China…
Frogs/Toads… idk why… maybe cuz its amphibious
And now I have a cat… probably the most useful animal… gets rid of mice


So we have the Travelers timeline?
Humanity near extinct by the 2400s?
Is the Director gonna save us?


Mandarin has to use two syllabel words.
Cantonese often times can use one syllabel words due to it having more unique combination of initials+finals + more tones
Example:
Chair: 櫈 vs 椅子
Clothes: 衫 vs 衣服
Shoes: 鞋 vs 鞋子
Table: 枱 vs 桌子
Ruler: 尺 vs 尺子


Lol that’s not how it works.
You can’t undo reality.
You cannot un-kill a person.
You cannot un-fight a war.
You cannot un-nuke the world.


So… the fear of the german language?


My parents have 2 different model RAV4s (cuz you need a car to do anything around here)
It’s funny how I always see them on the road and be like “OMG do they have the same car as we have? Why did it suddently get popular? Are they just copying our choices?” lmfao


Lol I was born in China and now a naturalized US Citizen and I still have the “Pinyin Name” as my legal name… I just never felt like any “English-language name” fits me… cuz they all gives off the “vibe” of being a ABC (American-Born Chinese) and that feels so “phony” to me.
I’d say just embrace your real name…
(I mean usually how it works is that: you just “Anglicanize” it a bit and drop the tones when people ask “how do you pronounce it”)


I get it… I’m not used to my IRL “Origin Story” feeling like straight out of a movie plot either lmfao


So… 60fps exists… why don’t we just use that for movies lmfao? (is this even a “hot take”?)
I like Revenge of the Sith more than every other Star Wars movie, including the original trilogy… (I like the volcano planet lightsaber duel)
Also as an introvert… I never went to a theater… 🏴☠️ (Did I miss out on anything?.. I like the ability to pause so… 🤷♂️) It’s not like Christopher Nolan is gonna get a heart attack over this lol


Today they kill Tibetan Language, tomorrow they’ll kill Cantonese Language (I mean they are already trying to kill it right now), My Native Language


Lol that’s like saying you’d vote in favor of voter suppression laws in exchange for gun rights… yeeaaah no don’t do that lol
Don’t trust conservatives

Had to take my younger brother with me.
Omg you are such a good sibling… my older brother would totally just leave me to die 😭


Nope, its not. They posted a video complaining about youtube marking that video like that cuz it’s basically like being demonitized