「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)

How I’m Feeling rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-Om7UMSJc


(He/Him/佢/他)

Country of Origin: People’s Republic of China
原生国:中华人民共和国
Current Country of Nationality: United States of America 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
现国籍:美利坚合众国

Native Speaker of:
母语:

粵語/廣東話 Cantonese
国语/普通话 Mandarin
台山話 Taishanese
(I probably speak more languages than you do xD)


alts: @WongKaKui@piefed.social


消滅中共,建新中華!
Down with the CCP Regime!

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  • Wait that’s an option? 👀

    Hmm I guess I’ll just die. 🤷‍♂️

    Maybe I’ll find my faith into Buddhism or something lmao. (cuz buddists can’t do violence so you have religious exemption)

    Oh yea btw, my mom called me weak and cowardly and unmannly and once told me “You should join the military so you can become more ‘Manly’ and ‘brave’”

    I was like “Sureee mom, so when WW3 breaks out and they deploy me to Taiwan, I get to shoot at China’s PLA soldiers…” (context: my family is from China) then mom got mad at me and told me that I’m so weak no military would ever accept me anyways… lmfao.

    So if I get drafted and die in war… maybe my mom will finally be happy that her son “died a man” or whateverz…






  • Damn I actually didn’t think about this a lot…

    When I was a kid, my favorite color was green and my favorite animal… I remember it being turtles

    Cuz they can just hide from all dangers… they always have a “home”… where they are safe…

    Being an immigrant and growing up in an emotionally unstable household… I never felt like I had a “home”

    Like… neither in context of country… or in the context of my “home” vs school vs someplace to go to… like the library or a friend’s house…

    Like… when it’s time for school… I’m like ah fuck, this again (cuz of bullies and authoritarian teachers and classwork shit…)

    Then when it’s time to go home… I’m like: oh no, yesterday we have a whole argument at home and stuff were thrown around and a few bowls and plates were broken, I kinda feel scared

    And I don’t have any close frienda where I could just go to their place and chill out…

    And the outside world felt scary to me to I didn’t have like a runaway “base” in the woods or something…

    So I kinda liked turtles lol…

    Just retreat to inside the shell when there is conflict…

    🫠

    For some time I also liked monkeys because Curious George… (also mandela effect time: but pretty sure it had a tail didn’t it?)

    At one point, it was sheeps/goats… because 喜洋洋与灰太郎 (it’s a Chinese Cartoon I remember watching as a kid)

    Some other animals I liked at some point:

    I liked Owls because it was the first nocturnal animal I learned of…

    Pandas because I’m from China…

    Frogs/Toads… idk why… maybe cuz its amphibious

    And now I have a cat… probably the most useful animal… gets rid of mice