Cosmoooooooo

Just waiting to drop a glass on someone’s head that’s casually walking by on the public sidewalk. WTF? “Oh, no accident has ever happened near me during my entire life!”. Dumbass.

Like they discovered it? Which they did not. Screw that. I’m naming my left nut after the commander’s late wife. Coincidentally, the right one is also named Carroll for different reasons.

It’s the same reason the T-1000 didn’t need to transform into “attack mode”. Odo is a particularly deadly type of fictional character that could kill another fictional character in thousands of different ways in a few fictional seconds.

Besides, Humanoids are the most deadly type of fictional character. Odo IS cosplaying as the scariest thing in the Universe, every single day.

Who, in their right mind, gives a shit about humans traveling to the Moon? Not even landing. Just going and coming back. WTF?!?! Gotta prove that technology still works 55 years after? Bullshit.

Was it a “waste money” dartboard?

NOPE. Just failed and scaled back missions until the only thing left is completely useless, uninspiring, and bland. The Epstein Class can’t get along for long enough to put together a space mission anymore. Just nazis, theft, and incompetence.

You want me to get excited about this? Fuck that twice.

Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

Maybe they should take an ethics class after being stripped of their degrees. WTF?

His wife left him when she found out he’s in the Epstein files. Because Bill Gates rapes children.

“We just poisoned your food, our food, and everyone’s food” - News blurb, mostly unnoticed.

It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.

Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.

You’re full of shit, pretending that fiction is reality. Fuck you, you hate filled piece of shit, spreading religious hate for the fun of it. You’re fucking scum.

That means quite a bit to all the disabled veterans that have to use mobility devices to live their life. Plus all the civilians that have been disabled due to terror attacks. Accessibility is key.

Beer CEO: “Binge drinking is the healthiest thing that you can possibly do!”

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TLDR: “The one in my head, that I cherry picked from a contradictory fictional source”

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Well, that’s all complete bullshit.

Before religions, all humans made individual choices. During religion, all humans made individual choices. Even now, people still make individual choices. Your fictional religion just ignores reality and pretends everything is always religion, and it’s never been any other way. Just lies.

Yeah, freedom, education,a nd choice really does fuck up religion’s absolute control, indoctrination, and forced activies. Fuck religion, and fuck you.

Religions have dozens of ways to make you feel bad about your choices and the choices of others. Fictional sins based on nothing are a common way of doing that. “You sinned, so you must want punishment/suffering”. Even when this sin is stupid and arbitrary. Ableism is another big one with religion: “They’re disabled because my god wants them to suffer, so I’ll contribute to their suffering - like my god wants me to”.

“Dwelling on it”. Yeah, people hold grudges against bad people that hurt them. Religions teaches that you should forgive everyone, especially the pirest that raped your child, stole your money, or started a holy war and sent you off instead of them. Dwell on that stuff. Make it right. Don’t just forget about it and pretend like someone in a fictional afterlife will take care of it, because fictional gods don’t do that.

If you choose religion, you are choosing suffering. If you choose a system of lies and fiction over reality, you’re going to get lies and fiction instead of reality. That will cause you suffering in many different ways.