Oh, for sure. And I don’t mean to shit on preppers - I would consider myself a prepper to some degree as well, it just frustrates me how poorly most Americans prep.

I had to teach my mom how to raise chickens and garden. We’ve always had horses, and my parents’ plan if SHTF, is to just “ride off into the mountains.” They’re 80 and my dad is morbidly obese. His horse is so old, they’re on the verge of having it put down all the time. It’s delusional, but they honestly think they’re killing it.

“Ayo bruh”? WTF is that?

BTW, in 1984, dates were imposed by the Party to be whatever they felt like. It’s why Winston isn’t actually sure about the year - no piece of data can be trusted.

Yeah, she’s aware is the thing, and rationally knows it’s a lot of misses. Then…emotions take over and suddenly she’s down her own rabbit hole. I’ve touched around this before… eh. 40% of the time, it works ever time.

Oh, the Irish lady apparently just says “I’m eating popcorn! Lookout somewhere on earth!” It’s a brilliant play - earthquakes are common.

I mean, that’s the result of someone’s wars and policies over the last year or two. People should plant gardens and raise chickens anywhere all the time, not only because times are getting bad.

The way Americans do preppring is dumb. You can’t eat bullets or plant and harvest MREs. The best prepping for the apocalypse people can do is be politically active and live on a commune.

Ugh - I can’t express how much I hate this. It’s not clean or sterile, just… straight lines dingy. Eeyore as an interior design aesthetic.

Clap-clap-clap-clap!

Works for me!

Elmo delete tweet. yaaaaay!!!

So confused. Do I kink shame them? or just…explain their kink back to them and hope that fixes it?

Awww…that’s kinda sweet.

What Fergie should have done before the show:

Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!

No, only because they ignore the fact they’re elitist, speciesist bastards. If honey isn’t vegan, then yeast ought not to be.

I will believe it when I see it walking down the street. Powered by limitless fusion power.

Kinda. I’m self-hosting on a computer that, if it were a human child, would be in third grade. Didn’t need to buy a Pi with worse specs to do the same job at twice the hassle.

First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

It’s more common than one assumes.

YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.

Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.

This frog fucks.

Sadly, no. The smallest livestock, yeast, were used to make the bread.