Okay but… doesn’t that still kinda support their point?

My brother, my fellow American, my friend, rugby is the more intense athletic endeavor.

You have definitely zeroed in on the point that makes football more intense, the big impacts.

Despite rugby having 2-3x higher injury rates, football dwarfs it in fatality rates by like 6x.

However, when you account for the deaths from heat stroke and heart attack caused by overworking a bunch of hypertensive fat dudes (“indirect causes”), they’re about equal.

Football just isn’t as athletically demanding and doesn’t inflict as much constant punishment. It’s entirely about that one big BOOM

This rings more true to me than trying to make people self police. Just make them feel guilty, weak, targeted.

Rings even more true that they’re just pandering to their base

The power of voodoo

Then you dream anew

IMO this administration values psychological impact well over function.

Just making the claim probably accomplishes their goal. Whatever ridiculous half measure they think of to “follow through” is an afterthought

Red light, green light

About to play a couple more rounds now on my way to the grocery store

“Why don’t you come back to my place and sample the seventh leche?”

Brother, may I ponder the orb now?

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

No no no. I gave them CULTURE! A wonderful work culture.

And security! Sure, not the security I decided I need for myself, and it’s only really present as long as they’re profitable to me, but security nonetheless.

After all, I had the idea and stuck my neck out to secure the financing, which is far more important than the actual daily labor that keeps things running.

We’re like a family, see.

Same, but we could get away with more at Grandmother’s house.

There was still a limit, but it was more forgiving, and we were always looking for it

Those are some good memories.

We were always fighting over whether him dying meant we had to start over 😂

Sometimes he’d just want to see me beat it

*Edit: Oh yeah, he could steal lives! Sometimes we’d agree on how many he should leave me and very often he’d steal more anyway 🤣

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh… that must’ve been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren’t on board to see it.

When I get lonely, and I’m a-sure I’ve had enough She sends her comfort coming in from above We don’t need no letter at all

Woah look at Mr Popular over here who had friends to be player 2

Then why do they put those door handle holes in the signs?

“why would the person’s mind not be recycled into something else”

Why would it be?

Everyone laughs at the precisely arranged layers of folded blankets at the foot of the bed until they wake up shivering.

Same for my mountain of pillows of different thickness.

PENGUINS