Track_Shovel
Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
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simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•Browsing Costco yesterday when suddenlyEnglish
6·2 days ago
I know it’s off by a letter but humour me
I had an old slider phone when I was working in the bush one winter. It was stuck in the chest pocket of my coat, and SOMEHOW it dialed 911. I only noticed because I could hear the weird clicking of the operator recording the call. Funny how that stands out in a forest, and not your own breathing, or the chatter of your crew mate.
Dont even get me started. I use an example of how the Eden Project cost half of what my local arena cost when providing a guest lecture at my university. Eden took an old mine and converted it into a facility that educates and acts as venue and has brought in 1.5 Bn quid to the economy since it opened in 2001.
What are you doing later?
I’m not, I’m just saying people immediately think AI on anything suspicious, when people have been doctoring photos since the advent of photography. Before shop, there were double exposures.
This is the most toxic male behavior ever. It has all the hallmarks - arrogance, insecurity, and enough ‘subtly’ to seem ‘ok’ at first, only for it to be turned into something terrible
It’s photoshopped.
Back, long before you were even a twinkle in your dad’s eye, people used to edit photos manually…
So I went looking after, and this is the earliest image of it I can find which predates AI image Gen.
You all forget that before AI us geezers used to Photoshop things.
Now get the fuck off my lawn

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The ruling class know that global warming is real, but have chosen the Thanos solution rather than having to curtail their own excess.English
232·3 days agoThis is called the tragedy of the Commons
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The ruling class know that global warming is real, but have chosen the Thanos solution rather than having to curtail their own excess.English
71·3 days agoSlrpnk.net isa dat-a-way (☞゚∀゚)☞ my guy. Come join us as this take fits well. This is pretty much my take on humanity. However, hope is rebellion against the system. Don’t give up.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•How to measure things like a CanadianEnglish
6·7 days agoYou must be younger, because this diagram is spot on for me
can’t slop won’t slop
Blast it, how do I pin a comment… I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.
Yeah, but you’ll salt burn your grass. Add some drywall!
Clover is a dicot, and quackgrass is a monocot. Pesticides that work on one don’t work on the other. By killing the clover you opened up niche space for the quack grass. Next time seed the area with what you want
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you.English
5·9 days agoMan, The Cure are still putting out albums?
Did Danielle Smith (Alberta’s Premier) post this?
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aww@lemmy.world•pigeons sharing a quiet moment on a streetlight.English
2·10 days agoThey’re spying on us for the government. If you had more than two it would be a flock camera.
I brought some as cheap, light calories when doing a hiking trip. They quickly went from ‘hey not too bad’ to ‘why god, do I have 6 more of these’











Yeah this one hit me right in the mental health journey