Yep, my best friend had his first child at 17 and now that child is 18 with 2 kids already.

That is almost 1:1 what she says.

Must be nice to have politicians who are trying to improve the lives of the people.

Actually, no, she lives in an old rundown house that has a bunch of Trump Flags and signs and she lives across the street from a Mexican restaurant and she absolutely hates the Mexicans, but loves eating there every night.

Yep exactly, it runs in her family. She was pregnant with her first baby at 15 and her husband was in his early 40’s. Her husband is older than her dad by 5 years. She is currently 41 and her husband is 73. She also has a younger sister like 5 years younger and I believe she basically did the same thing being pregnant at 15-16 with a much older man.

I have a female coworker and her daughter is currently eight months pregnant at 14 with a 17-year-old father. She couldn’t be happier. She is also a hardcore republican and a diehard Trump supporter.

Caught in a landslide

Remember there names when it’s time for them to beg for our vote.

I ddo don’t not know handsome Jeffery Epstein, that’s what husband told me to say.

Did you say thank you?

Are the Epstein files hidden in the forest?

Oh good so it’s not just been me dealing with this random pain for the last 20 years…

who is Jeffery Epstein? 🫲🍊🫱

And in other breaking news: cold water brrr, hot water ouch.

Agreed! The only issue I see with all of these people who are turning their back on him is that if or when Donny does drop a nuke, I have a feeling that every single one of them will be back on his bullshit like 1980s on cocaine.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Dear Grim Reaper:

We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.

Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

2027 FIFA peace prize front runner.

I’ve heard when Donnie was a little kid. His parents used to pit his other family members against each other to always compete and always be better than the other one and I’ve heard he has done the same thing with his kids and I’m sure he does that still.