They read 1984 and went “That sounds perfect! Now how do we get to that point asap?”

Your comment made this post so much funnier than it already was 🤣

Jakobus Netz

Jakob ist Jacob oder Jake.

Meanwhile, India has annexed Madagascar

That worked, thanks.

Tried to add my alt account on a different instance to the moderator list of the only magazine I own and got a nonsensical error message: Value isn’t blank, but the error message says “This value should not be blank”

@Boozilla Smoked trout is the only trout based food I know that doesn’t smell like satan’s unwashed genitals.

@OmegaMouse

@Funkymatt You want something that tells people that doing a U-Turn is a normal thing to do with a car?

@Moeaverage

Right-clicked on the link, copied link, went to archive.org, pasted link into wayback machine, selected most recent (in this case only) snapshot.

As you can imagine, it doesn’t work if archive.org hasn’t archived the link yet.

Archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20230706023052/https://www.thestreet.com/social-media/delete-twitter-account-google-searches-soar-as-threats-of-these-enraging-changes-take-hold

I’m neither blind nor have any family or loved ones who are, but seeing people on the fediverse add captions like these warms my heart every time.

You guys confused me because I couldn’t see any emojis in any of your names. Until I clicked on @SgtSilverLining 's name and then the link to view the profile in the original instance. Turns out kbin doesn’t have the concept of a display name, only usernames.

@Kolanaki

and even emojis (as you can see with mine).

Looks like either you have a capital letter in your username and what I see is your username, or you don’t have an emoji in your display name, or kbin strips emojis from usernames.

Edit: It appears kbin shows people’s usernames, not their display names. That said, you still seem to have a capital letter in your username.

They won’t be getting familiar with the fediverse though. They’ll be getting familiar with Meta/Threads, as happened with Google Talk and XMPP.

Gabs schon vor Lases, also soll’s es auch nach Lases weiter geben.

Schadenfreudler /ˈʃɑː.dɘnˌfrɔ͜ɪd̥.lɘr/

If you don’t know how to read IPA, roughly “SHAAH-then-FROYD-ler”

Btw: I just constructed this word based on my native speaker intuition. I doubt that you can find it in a dictionary, because it’s not something one would force into a single word. A more natural way to say what you mean would be “Leute, die (hier) (auch) Schadenfreude empfinden”, which translates to “people who (also) feel Schadenfreude (here)”.

Are you telling us you’re suffering from Pica?

Maybe it had seen The Wing Or The Thigh (original language title L’aile ou la cuisse, starring Louis de Funès) and deduced that they’re artificial.

Disappointed that the article didn’t mention the fediverse

It being a moth girl is the cherry on top