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4 days agowell now you’re just doing it on purpose
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i’ll tell you what man i’ll do all that and your dad’s as well if you stop formatting your mundane opinions as headers to try and get people to notice you
using header markdown to make your text enormous is far more obnoxious than saying like
28·4 days agofirst you see anthropomorphic cartoon animals and find them appealing, then the internet shits in your brain and makes you want to fuck them. after that you start pretending to be one. if somebody intervenes at this point or your remaining sense of shame kicks in you may be able to recover, otherwise your condition will deteriorate until you are found dead under a bodily fluid sodden pile of threadbare animal toys with holes cut in the crotches
193·5 days agoIf I have to ask, it’s lame
i don’t understand jokes and that’s your fault
they’ll add you to the do-not-arrest list but next time they notice you committing crimes they’ll arrest you again anyway, it’s pointless
2·6 days agothe quotes at https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/USian suggest it has been in use by canadians since 2005. UKians may have picked it up more recently but that term doesn’t really work in comparison, unless you want to emphasise that you are specifically including the northern irish
when you hunt cookie monsters you should use every part
4·8 days agoyes that’s his main problem. his blazer has two buttons and he’s done them both up
8·11 days agotimes like this i can hardly blame the simulation theorists, if this was a novel you’d throw it at the cat
1617·13 days agoshit gimmick, ydi
no man. there’s videos of isreali kids burning their draft papers, their prisons are filling up with conscientious objectors. nuke-the-fuckin-lot-of-em is not the way to go, even if they’re a tiny minority they do not deserve to be collateral damage in another nuclear dick waving event
this pushed me on to the green bandwagon, signed up today
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The chart in the image was reproduced by the Washington Post from a 2009 study by I C McManus
The Post article makes a similar claim to the one in the screenshot
McManus theorizes that the late-Victorian dive in left-handedness reflects stigma against southpaws
But he actually said this is unlikely
One possibility, extensively discussed in the handedness literature, is that left-handers die earlier […] An alternative explanation of the lower rate of left-handedness suggests that the elderly are more likely, because of social pressure, either to have been forced to shift from writing with the left hand to writing with the right hand, or they prefer to call themselves right-handed, because of a taboo against left-handedness. Both this and the differential mortality explanation become unlikely when one looks at the entire Gilbert and Wysocki database […] The best account of the Gilbert and Wysocki data is that it directly reflects the actual rate of left-handedness in the population
(pdf): https://jhanley.biostat.mcgill.ca/bios601/CandHchapter06/HistoryGeographyHumanHandedness.pdf
I know nationalising water right now would cost hundreds of billions
a hundred billion or so is the government’s own line. other more believable opinions suggest this is bollocks
https://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/06/27/how-much-would-it-really-cost-to-nationalise-water
https://weownit.org.uk/news/government-100-billion-water-nationalisation
3·1 month agosome amusing signatories there
Leggs A’Kimbo
24 minutes ago
AcrobatEllová Schokk
31 minutes ago
ElectricianWilly Byrnes
34 minutes ago
Cottage AttendantBitovå Hurrie
37 minutes ago
PoliticsGene Bootcut
44 minutes ago
Town Crier
6·1 month agothis is what is supposed to happen to graffiti. the unauthorised & ephemeral nature of it is the point but now middle class wankers cum their drawers when banksy’s instagram confirms half a million quid has been added to their property value and quickly order someone to encase it in perspex
that said the whole commotion of it going up, getting hidden, then getting cleaned was good fun and the scrubbed version does look pretty good
n.b. english judges do not have gavels
only games from ‘digital data sharing publishers’ are included, and it’s dollar sales not units
https://bsky.app/profile/matpiscatella.bsky.social/post/3m3sjk463ck2v