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Cake day: 2023年6月9日

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  • It’s known as “criti-hype”.

    Google:

    • Criti-hype critics: We have to rein Google in, they spy on absolutely everything you do, and as a result their advertising is like a mind control ray!
    • Google: Hey advertiser, did you hear, even our critics say our advertising is like a mind control ray, that’s why you have to pay us so much.
    • The reality: Google doesn’t even know enough to avoid showing people ads in languages they don’t understand despite all their settings and all their usage being in a different language.

    Palantir

    • Criti-hype critics: Palantir tech must be stopped is so powerful that a human isn’t even needed in the decision loop!
    • Palantir: Hey government, did you hear, even our critics say that we don’t need a human in the decision loop!
    • The reality: Palantir suggests bombing a school.


  • Electric windows go really poorly with that other pair of modern features, turney-offey-when-you-stoppey-engine (that’s the technical name) and button-make-engine-go-not-turney-key.

    I was in a car recently where I forgot to close the sunroof, and there didn’t seem to be a way to close the sunroof without re-starting the engine.