The irony of me looking at a Tesla in disgust from the seat of my GTI isn’t lost on me

Lmao yeah the flour is the real reason you don’t eat raw cookie dough

I love the shirt but I also love how many “lefty/communists” sport the iron front logo

I can agree that we ought to not blockade the people of Gaza while also believing another group ought not shoot missiles at innocent shipping in an effort to raise awareness for the first group.

It’s not cognitive dissonance.

Texas is oppressing itself on the first part, but goddamnit that’s their right … the morons.

Texas is willingly part of the USA.

Any real secessionist movement is a farce.

Taiwan on the other hand is not part of China, it’s a nation of its own and has as much claim to mainland China as the mainland does to Taiwan.

Taiwan being a democracy makes it the easy choice.

Tibet should be free too, but unfortunately doesn’t have the backing of Nuclear Powers to keep it so.

“Big bada boom”

Fuck me, my ex-wife told me she wasn’t put to sleep but thank god I was.

Then again I had 8 teeth broken off my jaw because so maybe I was a special case …

The bay does love an Orange Crush

I find myself asking an AI things and getting an answer that makes me go “what the actual fuck, why would you do this when you SHOULD do it this other way”

Which is the best way it’s helped me.

Making me realize I know what I’m doing already.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_Show

You’re coming dangerously close to arguing music is sports and idk if I have the wit currently to keep this joke spinning properly.

No…… but he is 100% named after that Rigby

I’ve been thinking about getting him a kitten and it’s gonna be Mordecai if it’s a boy or Eileen if it’s a girl.

Rigby would like to convey his appreciation that he was so well portrayed in a comic

Physics might have a word though

You like baileys?

Crystal Light made w/vodka is the way

Whether you’re building a new fence for your Victorian era farmhouse or deposing a warlord …. The HiLux is your vehicle.

Sure.

The USA is like 60% of NATO forces.

So this would more likely lead to the dissolution of NATO.

The point I was making is that the adults in the room would probably prefer to not kick the hornets nest despite preparing for the worst if the hornets nest kicks off.

Mango Mussolini gives that beautiful alliteration