Anyone who had a baby can tell you “sleeps like a baby” means waking up every two hours, with mostly crying, vomiting, or pooping in between those sleeps.

Pretty representative of the chocolate industry too. Beautiful taste, full of corruption and slavery. So I think Dubai & Chocolate is a perfect match made in hell.

An Aussie couple. They’ve also been together since the eighties, it’s really sweet.

and it wouldn’t even be hard.

Then who said this, Timmy? The LLM you used to do your press releases?

Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher

Can confirm. Have Brit mates that prefer Marmite to, what they call “the inferior copy”, Vegemite. We’re still friends only because I worry they might die next time the temperature hits 30 degrees.

It had some media attention, the blog mentioned Channel 7. But being the shit sensationalist channel that they are, of course the focus is on generating outrage.

They could’ve used it to generate outrage on the callous way the government is treating valuable and historically significant collections… But noo. Too much work. Let’s focus on some ugly rust instead.

You could’ve used Claude to do that for you!

Doggo is a state of mind.

Why is this not a thing?!

Hahah. Not on anything I’m actively using.

Up till last year I was running an c2018 phone turned to a makeshift baby monitor. No way it will ever see the light of the internet ever again.

Just like my phone. Dark mode is only available for Android 10 onwards.

The new ones are 10 times more secure.

The key is now “40”

8.0 is double digit, right?

Vampire was an instant earworm for me when it came out, because I’m a sucker for the Creep chord progression. That, and her energy in the song.

So it makes the occasional appearance in my otherwise mostly metal-dominated song rotation.

Ironically(?) her cover of Creep a while ago was the first time I heard her voice. It did make me go, “Huh. Not bad at all.”

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“What do you use for your creative design stuff?”

“Canva”

Tim probably asked an LLM for a clever insult and it spat out a Pat quote.

Another one liner that still stuck with me was, “why spend billions on foreign military dictatorships, when we can use the money to better take care of the one we have at home?” Some things never change.

It’s a brand now. But the name predates duct tape by 50-odd years. It came from the “cotton duck cloth” used in the design.

This is how I find out!? FFS. Can I just crawl back under my rock, where he’s just a foot fetishist that makes some movies I enjoyed?

(inside)

Well thanks for putting that hilarious image in my head of what (outside) looks like!