• tipicaldik@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I eat my peas with honey

    I’ve done it all my life

    It makes my peas taste funny

    but it keeps them on my knife.

    • Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 months ago

      I eat my knives with honey
      I’ve done it for a while
      It makes them taste less funny
      But they still stab and slice all the way down my throat help I am addicted