Capital: Hey ladies! [thing] amirite? You know what would be great? What if we made everything into [thing]! Give us your money for more [thing] merch, flavors, spin-offs, NFTs, and we’ll even sell it to you in pink! Cool right? Pink!
Men: ew, fuck [thing]
Capital: why would women ruin [thing] like that???
A couple women: [enjoying thing]
Capital: Hey ladies! [thing] amirite? You know what would be great? What if we made everything into [thing]! Give us your money for more [thing] merch, flavors, spin-offs, NFTs, and we’ll even sell it to you in pink! Cool right? Pink!
Men: ew, fuck [thing]
Capital: why would women ruin [thing] like that???