owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·14 days agoThe lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing? The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·14 days agoYou need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely? You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
minus-squareRetreaux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoOh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoBut why don’t you use the bridge?
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?
The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
But why don’t you use the bridge?