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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Imagine.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • noodle (he/him)@lemm.ee
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    yeah but how good would it feel

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      At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Imagine swallowing it

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        That would be part of the French cuisine

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        Like a facehugger.

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      [Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn’t be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

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      I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.

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    1 vasectomy please.

    • CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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      They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

      • Master@lemm.ee
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        You would feel them moving around… inside you…

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        No, silly, pee is stored in balls

  • Anticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    Can I just go back to having never read this before?

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

    Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Good afternoon.

  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Please delete this

    • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      from my brain

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    Would… Wouldn’t women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess… Die!? If it doesn’t get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?

    🤢🤮

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    We can call it a spworm

    Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

    • BassTurd@lemmy.world
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      Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.

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      Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven’t watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣

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      I was praying there’d be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!

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    A spworm!

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    What the fuck is this?

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    Why would I imagine that??

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    Thanks I hate it.

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    Would have so much more respect for swallowers

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    Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

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      It could flop out of a fork more easily.

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      deleted by creator

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      How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?

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    I’d just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.

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      i believe they eat eggs?

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