I swear to God, every commentator should be allowed to say “they’re celebrating as if they’ve won the title” one time in their entire career. After that, you have to find a new phrase to use. Fucking lazy pricks. Every time we score, we apparently celebrate as if we’ve won the title. Well, as rival fans are hasty to remind us, we haven’t actually won the title yet, so how do you know what that’ll look like? Maybe we’ll load up Michael Oliver and Sheikh Mansour into a cannon and fire them to Legoland!