I really want to write a fic where a military Sororitas chapter goes on leave on some poor, unsuspecting planet and everyone finds out that no, Sororitas are not sworn to chastity, but yes, they will try to set your priests on fire if their vestments are two inches too short. I think the combination of raw “We just got back from holy combat and we need to fuck” energy mixed with the turbo-nazi-fanaticism could be hilarious. Just the silliest stuff imaginable like a sister hearing a liturgy being played in the wrong key, jumping off a bewildered guy, and storming butt ass naked in to a chapel waving a flamer and yelling that she’s going to tune the organ and anyone who tries to stop her is getting cremated. Then just blissfully walking back to her confused lover’s room like nothing happened. Or holding sexual education courses for the miserably ignorant population where they explain the correct thirty minute long prayer to the emprah you’re supposed to recite before boning. Set things up to be super and then have it just go bizarrely off the rails right before the hanky panky gets interesting.

“Shooting an Elephant” is just a weird ass read. I should go through it again.