Colin Allred expertly roasted Cruz during their Senate debate.
  • hohoho@lemmy.world
    13·
    4 hours ago

    I do not like that boy Ted Cruz

    He really makes me spit my booze

    Right wing fascism is what he’ll choose

    With unlawful acts and violent coups

    Steel toed boots is what I would use

    To curb stomp his face and see him lose

  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee
    61·
    4 hours ago

    I’m a Not Racist Republican SICK of Ted Cruz and who Agrees with EVERYTHING Colin Allred stands for BUT he is Black so I’m voting for Ted Cruz!

  • Rapidcreek@lemmy.world
    148·
    9 hours ago

    “So to every Texas woman at home and every Texas family watching this, understand that when Ted Cruz says he’s pro life, he doesn’t mean yours.”

    Great line

  • EndOfLine@lemmy.worldEnglish
    155·
    9 hours ago

    “He has introduced this new kind of ‘angertaiment’ where you just get people upset and then you podcast about it, and you write a book about it, and you make some money on it, but you’re not actually there when people need you. Like when the lights went out, when 30 million Texans were relying on a senator to spring into action, he went to Cancun. That’s who he is,” Allred said.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      66·
      9 hours ago

      I think I’m cheering for Allred.

      not that I have a say or anything. Anyone that can take on the shitstained bag of smashed asshole that is ted cruz…

      • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        301·
        8 hours ago

        Anyone can take him on, but it takes a special kind of breakout victory to crack the stranglehold that Texas’ corrupt government has on voter controls and active intimidation. Mark my words, Paxton and Abbot are going to be actively clearing out entire polling stations to make sure the state stays the course.

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
          16·
          8 hours ago

          Paxton is the rancid stain left behind by the Piss Baby.

          I agree with yoru sentiment they will fuck things up in every way they can. but I like Allred’s tone here, just saying.

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
    42·
    8 hours ago

    Allred isn’t my ideal candidate for senate but he’s still light years better than the zodiac killer of Cancun, and I’ll happily vote for him the first day of early voting here.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
        22·
        7 hours ago

        While you could argue he is not a natural born US citizen despite both of his parents being US citizens who were temporarily living in Canada, if you wanted to be a dick, trying to send him to Cuba is just being racist.

        And needlessly cruel to the Cuban people.