pities this poor, fondue-deprived child

If you accept it’s canon that the Mario games are plays, this means Mario’s actor has definitely had gay sex. That mustache has done things.

The K-pop girls are all furiously writing boylove fanfics as we speak

Have you met humans?

They are right to treat all those bastards as enemies of their people.

Yes, neurodivergence is when you can remember things or have interests

No, they deserve to be harassed.

https://www.ncesc.com/geographic-pedia/what-are-the-colors-of-the-political-compass/

Some Nazi who hates education

Maybe it’s Spidey from the boobiverse

Those people are very silly.

It wouldn’t be intelligent the way humans are, it would be intelligent the way a computer is.

More like Hoe2O

The Moonies weren’t particularly interested in consent, I wouldn’t assume that he was.

Or Italy. Or France. Or most of Europe.

The theocracy will start based in Texas but then Gilead will find out that Mormons are playing to win and the Mormons will find out Evangelicals don’t actually think they’re Christian.

Yes. Article 5 doesn’t make distinctions between being attacked by members or even require all members to agree, it in fact specifically obligates individual states to act in collective defense so there’s not some veto power or anything like that to stop it.

Centrists don’t even understand color coding

Or it’s an eight year old

He does love murder

It’s more like taking an anti-parasite for a virus and feeling better because you had brain worms.

Blowing didn’t actually work (generally). The connection was just fragile and taking it out and reinserting (giggity) was what fixed the problem.

Q-tip cleaning was what would work if the problem was actually dust and dirt.