Waffle House employees sure can’t afford anything else

Nuance is required, you should only kill some of the people you disagree with, to save time if nothing else

There’s multiple types of satanism, including people from trolling atheists to edgy children performing blood sacrifice.

Every sucker that clues in is replaced by the one born yesterday

Pristine?

They need to drink more water.

I’m sure the Jlo slop vehicle meant this

Sir Mix-a-lot is a hero and saved society

I think he was always kind of a notably stupid Christofash.

Epstein was on 4chan.

That’s his fursuit.

Do you have sugar and vinegar, tomato?

No, you don’t, lazy fuck

Elon’s not arguing against surveillance capitalism though, he just wants to keep the Hitler Youth App running

I don’t know about very much implied but they took out the context that the brother was home from the Peace Corps or whatever and made it weird

Idk how sick were his beats

Definitely not blood libel

Supposedly it’s all just cat bonding but they sure seem offended if they lose the “play fight”

At this point they’re so fat they’re going to regret losing their health insurance.

If it’s made with GenAI it shouldn’t be copyrighted if nothing else.

Obviously it’s all the treacherous vizier to blame

Turns out you’re wrong, as is so frequently the case with “common knowledge.”

The regulation that prevents it is one that precludes inedible material being added to food, aimed at the addition of sawdust or as a tool to smack down companies literally adding gravel dust into food in the Depression.

Of course, now they just call the sawdust cellulose-based fiber addictive.

One might wonder why, exactly, it is so suspiciously many Americans have such misconceptions about food and product safety regulations.

Yep, it’s his job because that’s what he’s being paid to do