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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole […]
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    7 months ago

    To be clear, he doesn’t want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

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      7 months ago

      what’s stopping him?

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        7 months ago

        His physical strength.

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

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        Not her.

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      Great, now he and I have something in common.

      Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I’ll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

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