• OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      Whatever you say, ig. But I wouldn’t eat that.

      Your “chips” are smothered and drenched in so much brown liquid, until they become mush. No texture, no nuance. Absolutely fucking unappealing.

      Only children who grew up eating such mush would like it. Such as yourself. Child.

      E: I’ve had to endure child neglect. And ever they fed me better. They esp. stayed away from “chips” covered in nasty brown liquid the consistency - the viscosity - of fucking diarrhea. Fuck your “chips”. And fuck you.