What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.
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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?
Council of the Wise is a counterrevolutionary laughingstock, and their revisionist spellbooks will rightly rot in the Caverns of Qom. On the other hand, we, the Wise Council, are militant vegans and refuse to transmogrify animals without their explicit consent.
This is not in reference to the post (I can’t read frog), just putting the information out there.
Okay vegan wizards who refuse to turn people in to animals is an idea with some legs and I’m going to ponder how you could work that in to a story. Cause like it could be a joke, but it could legit be an ethics of magic thing too. Like after you’ve turned someone in to a frog for crimes, they’re not a frog and cannot understand complex ideas like mortgage default swaps. So is the punishment appropriate? Or are you just tormenting a frog? And if you turn the frog back in to a person, does the frog really deserve to be saddled with paying rent and Lin-Manuel Miranda musicals?
I accept your apology but I don’t know the frog to human spell
That spells pretty basic u just gotta make out with it. Make sure its the right frog tho dont wanna make that mistake again.
I’m a wizard in so much as I’m a 30+ yo virgin, don’t worry you’ll animorph soon
proud of you citizen, we award you this 
But you’re cuter now!
You are just saying that because as an owl froggy frank looks like a nice meal.
Have you tried offending the council of frog wizards?
Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would’ve been a Hufflepuff
We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard.
You were supposed to drink their blood?
I must’ve misread something in the manual…
Oh. Wrong book.
Hi wizard, im people on drugs
Bat!
Do not do that. That is captain ginyu body switched
Hot Take:
Wizards[Edit: Sorcerers, I forgot Wizards aren’t Sorcerers lol] are bourgeoise of the magical world - born with raw power and lording it over good witches. Obviously Warlocks are petit bourgeoise/class traitors, literally selling their soul (in some cases) for the power of a patron. Wizards are bureaucrats, as pointed out below.Also I am once again requesting we call them Burghers cause I can fucking spell that. (have genuinely made posts about this over the years, it never goes well but I’m right)
born with raw power and lording it over good witches
That’s a sorcerer. Wizards achieve their magic through study and research, not genetics. Wizards’ role in class struggle depends on who they serve, not their education.
Oops. Wizards are beurocrats. Gotcha.
Ah, the life of a frog, that’s the life for me.Human to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild’s rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.
Your transgression will go on record.
Wizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately
