• If you don’t vote for Trump, you don’t want power, you want to endlessly critique power.
• If you don’t vote for Trump you are throwing away your vote.
• If you don’t vote for Trump, he might get 79999 votes, while 101% Hitler gets 80000 votes.
• If you don’t vote for Trump you hate democracy.
• If you don’t vote for Trump you are a stupid tanky.
• If you don’t vote for Trump you love Hamas.
• It is your patriotic duty to vote for Trump.
• Trump has the support of many respectable Iraq war criminals.
• Trump will have Republicans in his government.
• When Trump is elected we can got back to brunch.

Considering all of these excellent arguments, us liberals should really get behind this Trump guy.