On her death bed, the Sheriff’s wife confesses that she cheated on him three times, but swears it was always for a good reason. He asks what happened, and she says, “Well, the first time, remember when Dr. Smith said he we couldn’t afford the operation, and then he changed his mind and did it for free?” He says yes, and forgives her. “And the second time, do you remember when our boy got a DUI, and the judge let him off with probation?” He says yes, and forgives her. “And last, do you remember when the polls had you about a hundred votes shy of winning the election for Sheriff?”