WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night's election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.

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  • fleabomber@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    17 hours ago

    Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.

      • Estiar@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        4 hours ago

        The genocide is only going to get worse. Though genocide don doesn’t have as much of a ring to it. Donny and Benny are best buds