“I’m sorry, I can’t unfuck the pineapple”

I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

Don’t worry brother, there was no comma.

Worst bartenders I’ve known would only be virgin by choice, and they would have a hard time with that versus the pushy bar-flies.

Wait, is that another layer of joke?

rizzful people these days got no respect for us virgins smh

Nada colada for those wanting to order one