My EOY review ‘exceeded expectations’ and my prize was a 1.6% raise… Can i have one of these fancy raises

That’s nice. Could I have some of these increased wages that you speak of? Because I’m pretty sure my weekly shop is going to bankrupt me before the year is through.

If this were the good news the guardian seems to claim it is, so many Australians would not still be struggling.

Thats what happens when your country’s main export is fossil fuels