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well i had solo sex with myself like everyday
What’s your Elo
Who was it versus?
What was build? Tank? Healer? DPS?
I’m also lucky to have a group! Now I’m just missing the sex part of it
It took many years tbh
Sex by committee.
The sub committee never gets anywhere, they need a leader to give some direction
They need Stalin’s big spoon.
Best I can do is spooning by a big guy who calls himself “Mr Steel”
knock knock VOLCEL POLICE, OPEN UP!
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
The sex haver has joined the chat
same
except the group was composed of me, myself, and I
Congrats on the sex
Well? Howd ya do? Didya win?
I lost (🤤)
What was your ELO?
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Group sex is reactionary. No, I will not elaborate
One on one sex is rooted in patriarchal monogamy, therefore non-group sex is reactionary.
No, that is not true. I won’t elaborate on this either
no “it sucks and is stressful”
Oh so we flex on here now?
I flexed in the sex. With a group.