• No1@aussie.zone
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    • It was meant to be a flying dinosaur, but cancelled its flights for no reason.
    • It was scheduled to exist around 125 million years ago, but was a few million years late.
    • It lived in groups, but the CEO and management qantassaurus ate everything, so the rest of them starved, thus ensuring the extinction of the species.
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    Raymond: 82, 82, 82.

    Charlie: 82 what?

    Raymond: Bones.

    Charlie: There’s a lot more than 82 bones, Ray.

    Raymond: 246 total.

    Charlie: How many?

    Sally Dibbs: 250.

    Charlie: Pretty close.

    Sally Dibbs: There’s four left in the back.