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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up108·1 month agoif any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
minus-squareThurstylark@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month agoYou know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
minus-squareweker01@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agoI’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoYes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-21 month agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·1 month agoHe actually belonged to your mum
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
if any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
You know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
I’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
Yes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
I prey you stay safe!
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
He actually belonged to your mum
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
Doesn’t everyone?
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