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- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
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It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
Apparently Coke does this shit for every presidential elecrion and governors too but this is the only time it was diet and hand delivered by the ceo.
Trump looks like shit.
You are what you eat I guess.
Dude’s like a billion
Accurate.
I’m a “no, Pepsi isn’t ok” guy, but I’m never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump’s ass.
Yeah, gave up Pepsi over their continued involvement in Russia, now I’m giving up Coke over their involvement with a Russian stooge.
I’m at RC right now.
Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you
I second this.
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
Lmao right? This cost them nothing. A graphic designer probably whipped this up in a few minutes, print, stick on a bottle, done.
It cost them at least one lifelong customer.
I’m sure they paid for this massive photo op in more than a single bottle of coke.
Yeah. 5 dollars more (the commemorative, duh) 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m gonna piss on his grave
I guarantee that it’s true
That one’s free.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll piss on his grave
And make sure it comes true
Free edit for you as well ✌️
Why ruin a perfectly good anti joke tho
Continuing a proud tradition.
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
And somehow Trump, who allegedly reeks of old ketchup and shit, spouts constant nonsense, and looks like the skin of a dried hot dog, does?
No thanks. Hamburger heart attack “day JUAN!”
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
The old gang’s getting back together!
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby…
That’s why the guy put his right hand on the table… Prevent rumors.
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
Were they, though…?
A long, long, time ago.
In a galaxy how far away?
Far, far, away.
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
Maybe Pepsi is ok.
Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.
Never forget Fanta.
It’s like everyone forgot that Pepsi stopped George floydd protests and passed sweeping justice system reform. /$
Diet Coke tastes like shit
DIET!?!?!?
A virgin Cuba Libre?
