• jaemo@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

    Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

    You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.

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    ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.

  • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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    Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

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      Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.

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    Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

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    ICE is precisely the kinda thing the “The Department Of Homeland Security” would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn’t also full of shit.

    Fuck ICE

  • underwire212@lemm.ee
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    Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

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    the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.

    We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?

    My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.

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    I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

    All my homies shit on ICE, too.