My main thought on paternity leave is that it should be exactly the same as the maternity leave so that there is no difference between hiring a man or a woman.

Any man that thinks work is more important than spending time with the family is a bad father. I say this as the son of a bad father.

It is a no brainer dude. Absolutely take the leave. You know how the work culture is here in the US, it’s pretty ridiculous. The “Live to Work” crowd is getting pretty old now though so I have seen a shift in corporate culture where I am at.

the us serious lacking the amount of leave you need, or makes its super-convoluted.

When my daughter was born, I was blown away to find that my company offered 16 weeks paternity leave. A couple of weeks before my wife was due, I was talking to a coworker and found that his wife was also pregnant, but he didn’t know about our company’s parental leave policy. He had only been planning to take a couple of weeks. After we talked I found out he took the whole thing.

That four months was one of the greatest times of my life, getting to know my newborn daughter.

Three years later I was in a different job when my son was born. They offered three days. Six months later I found a new job, and I took an extra month off during the transition, just so I could spend every day with my son.

I don’t regret any of that. I can’t even imagine what that would feel like. I love my children and love being a dad. This is life. This is all we get.

Work is something I do, not who I am.

Americans have been indoctrinated to feel their work is their worth.

Life at home would have to be pretty bad for me to rather be at work.

It’s just hyperbolic masculine capitalism being parroted. Live in the U.S. south and have dealt with many friends and their relatives who have said the same shit. I’ve been around long enough to see those same people completely fall apart when the lives at home just crumble because they’re too busy with work (illness, deaths in family, etc). They always eventually come to regret the decisions and times they’ve missed once they get in their later years.

There’s nothing wrong with choosing to prioritize a work career in one’s life though, but hating on someone else’s choice is just ridiculous.

I have four kids and I took ~6 weeks of paternity leave for each of them (which was in my contract—I’m an Episcopal priest, though I still went in on Sundays because I was going to go to church regardless so I might as well lead services and save the parish money on paying what we call a “supply priest”). It’s absolutely worth it and don’t let anyone make you feel weird about it. You’re doing a great thing for your partner and child—as well as yourself. Babies are a lot of work for dads as well! Acting like dads don’t need paternity leave is a form of patriarchy.

I bet you’re an awesome husband and dad. If you can afford it, it’s absolutely a no brainer.

I don’t think you’re missing anything. I think that your co-workers bragging is one of the toxic effects of how we tend to think about productivity nowadays, especially in America. I think that there’s a tendency to glorify suffering (i.e. sacrificing time with your family to do so much work that by the time you get home to your family, you’re too exhausted to be fully present with them).

I know fathers who effectively didn’t have a choice about spending time with their newborns, because of a mixture of social pressures (especially gendered pressure from extended family) and financial pressure (such as not having access to paternity leave), who then go on to brag about how much they worked and sacrificed, framing it as if it’s a choice they’re glad they made. I think that for some people, this nonsense rhetoric is what they tell themselves to cope with the fact they were effectively coerced into something they regret.

Long story short, you’re not missing anything. You are, in some ways though, going against the grain: even in places that have paid paternity leave, that alone isn’t enough to change the tide of social attitudes. That change happens because of people like you who go “fuck this nonsense, I’m not making a martyr of myself to support my family when I can do a much better job supporting them if I’m there with them”.

Unfortunately, based on reports from friends who are fathers, this is just scratching the surface of people being weird about men who are enthusiastic and engaged fathers. It sounds like you’ve got your priorities in order though. Your coworkers are very silly, and even if you don’t feel it appropriate or necessary to tell them how absurd they are, you should at least internalise the fact that you are the sensible one here. An analogy that comes to mind is how, if your employer matches your 401k contributions, it’s a no-brainer to take advantage of what is basically free money. If someone has “spare” salary and asked for financial advice online, one of the first and most basic suggestions is often that if you’re not already taking advantage of any 401k match your employer offers, you definitely should be. It’s free money! Similarly, taking advantage of the paid paternity leave is a no-brainer. This isn’t a challenge run in a video-game, so there aren’t any prizes for making things needlessly harder for oneself.

Edit: Also, I bloody hate it when people say shit like this:

“Most men are hard working and want to support their families so they don’t take leave”.

The subtext they’re saying here is “I don’t acknowledge parenting (and other caring labour) as being hard work, and I certainly don’t acknowledge how critical essential this labour is for the world to function. I assume that this work is primarily for women, because this allows me to ignore it and the people who do it, which allows me to feel more important. The only way I can maintain my self identity as ‘hardworking’ is if I implicitly demean others’ hard work”.

It’s bullshit, and your instincts are right to flag this shit as weird. Parenting is bloody difficult, and anyone who makes comments like this are actively reinforcing old systems that led to many fathers not being given the opportunity to be active fathers.

Anyway, rant finished. I’ll finish this edit with something I forgot to say in my main comment: congratulations, and good luck in the weeks to come. And well done on taking this paternity leave, because that helps to disrupt the existing, outdated systems of traditional family structure that make everyone miserable. The impact of one person’s choice is only small, but if enough people opt for their family over slaving over the altar of capitalism, I hope that we can build a world where a father wanting to actively be a father is treated like the normal thing it is.

What moron would pass up on 85% paid leave??

Enjoy your leave. You obviously have the sense to know that you are taking it for: your wife, your child and your mental health. You will give your family a better head start. Corporate won’t notice. If they are going to fire you, they’ll do it even if you had spent the time period working double overtime instead of being on leave.

You must be American…

It’s a psychological defense, “I did this and it was ok and it’s the right thing to do, so everyone must do it too”. It’s like backwards logic, like, I think it’s s good idea simply because I was forced to do it and that’s the only way it makes the whole thing ok.

Also related: toxic culture of “toughen up”.

The brain works in quirky ways. There’s real studies that show that if something is higher price people attribute better characteristics to it.