Spaghetti spies, sent by the great order of the pasta.

The eyes, they’re always watching

The bad guys. The outsiders. Be afraid.

I don’t know, but They Live.

They are those pesky humans, always curious about things that aren’t any of their business, and rapidly destroying their home planet.

We should probably eliminate them and take the planet over while it still has an atmosphere.

the ones that say things like “my 5-year-old couldve done that.”