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minus-squarejanAkali@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoWake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·8 months agoYou take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal. Shit shower shave
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoWith a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoThe classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
minus-squareRickyRigatoni@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoHonestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week. I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
minus-squareTurtleJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
minus-squarePatch@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·8 months agoYou might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoSmoke before taking a dump? Shaking my smh
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoIf you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.