the only available distro is Hannah Montana
No, you’re misunderstanding. There’s supposed to be a downside to a monkey’s paw wish
Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it’s probably already happened before.
Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)
Great. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.
Granted
Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can’t play games.
