Look at that bougie shit down in Texas.
And HI!
What’s up?
Ten y’all’s say that’s just because of people scrambling to find candy when they get trick or treaters knocking at their door and they forgot it was Halloween, and all they have is these things, leftover from last Christmas.
Now, I do like candy corn, but if that’s the favorite candy in your whole state, there’s something wrong with your state
Wtf is Texas secretly bougie or something?
At least Texas has good taste in something.
Man. I. Tired. I kept reading it as Halloween candles and got so confused.
I mean this very sincerely and not as a joke. Just a friendly suggestion. You may want to get your eyes checked.
Lol. Yeah I actually am going to an optometrist soon.
Good for you! I totally used to confuse “i” with “l” before getting my glasses. I was also shocked by how you can see individual leaves in a tree’s foliage with glasses. Before that they just looked like one uniform green thing to me.
I found out that I needed glasses while I was looking for a street.
Me: “Everyone keep an eye out for Willow Ave.”
Friend: “It’s right there. Next left.”
Me: “You can read that sign already?”
Friend 2: “You can’t? Why the fuck are you the one driving?”
I got glasses the next week.
Dum Dums so fitting for Florida
Ah, the old folks home of America is finally getting hip for the youngsters by putting their hard candy on sticks.
gotta be something in the water down in FL
It’s definitely full of dum dums
Florida is Dum-Dums?! I love it.
What the fuck is wrong with Maine, New York, California, and Nevada?
Why Florida gotta do themselves like that?
They were confused by the survey and just self identified.
I grew up trick or treating in Texas. Never once did I get Fererro Rocher shit in my pillow sack.
I did get home made beef jerky on occasion. Spicy was always a disappointment, because my stomach can’t handle much capsacin. I don’t mean I don’t like spicy stuff, I mean too much capsacin leads to ulceration and vomiting blood.
I’m surprised people actually like candy corn
I’d prefer it to licorice, which is on there in the form of Twizzlers and Red Vines.
There’s no way this is accurate.
Georgia is my wife’s fault for singlehandedly skewing the average.