HAHAHA BECAUSE JEWS LIKE MONEY I GET JOKES.

Maybe don’t take the computers for scrap while they’re still plugged in.

Or actually, do more of that. Fuck those guys.

You can hire Etsy witches for WAY more things than you think.

The jobs that fit me don’t pay enough

It’s an old reddit reference. Guy’s family kept a knife in the bathroom because they poop too big. He didn’t realize that wasn’t normal. Or something like that.

To me, it means they’re not self aware enough to conceive of a second choice.

Shit. I think Putin is a waste of oxygen too. Where’s my money?

If you kick me like…3…4…5 more times …

That’s not my soul he’s crushing.

Nah, was just an example. Using clothes to contort your body into a specific shape feels weird to me.

So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?

Of course I can speak. I spend fifteen minutes practicing my order in my head first, of course. And then yeah, I probably get the words on the wrong order. But they’re all mostly there.

Jehova created a religion so souls would stay free from sin and head towards the light at death. He’s an ethereal angler fish and needs to feed. Sin is less nourishing.

Then we must free them. For their sake.

I want to be ridiculously rich, just long enough to do something good for society with my money. As would most normal people.

But it is how synonyms work.

Why no aluminum

This means that if we find a cure for contagious diseases then fucking dead animals becomes okay

Yes. It’s ok. It says a LOT about the person doing it though.

Just like you CAN stand on the street corner and shout about flat earth and aliens. But it says a lot about you and we judge you for it.

And let’s be real. If you’re okay with intentionally killing a cow to then cut it up, jam it in your face hole and swallow, how can you be against accidentally killing a deer and not cutting it up, and using its hole instead. Let’s be consistent folks.

It’s even worse. They’re teaching him JavaScript.

it is you, who is going to pay for it, anyway.

Common misconception. If they could raise prices more over time, they already would. Costs are irrelevant.