The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months agoThey're here to save your soullemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up1451arrow-down116cross-posted to: exmormon@lemmy.world
arrow-up1435arrow-down1imageThey're here to save your soullemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square105linkfedilinkcross-posted to: exmormon@lemmy.world
minus-squareDeflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up177·8 months agoNah. They’re shopping for a third.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up84arrow-down1·8 months agoMore specifically, a handmaid.
minus-squaresupercriticalcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·8 months agoWhat type of… handjobs?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·8 months agoThe kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoIt’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoThe classic Provo soak+jump hump
minus-squareRedAggroBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 months agoNah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of… handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy