Because it was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Thought it was a monkey.

  • Lauchs@lemmy.worldOPM
    2·
    1 year ago

    Ha, I’d never heard the rest of the monkey ones!

    The other elephant painting their nails one I remember is “What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants? Here come the oranges! (He was colourblind.)”

    • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      1 year ago

      Oh, if we go into the world of elephant and Tarzan jokes, we’re having a fun day.

      1. What is the loudest sound in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.
      2. What’s the difference between elephants and plums? Plums are purple.
      3. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants? Look, a herd of elephants!
      4. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants? Look, a herd of plums! (Tarzan is colourblind, fyi)
      5. Did you hear Tarzan died? One day, he was just out picking cherries, and then…